would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
im six kinds of drunk right now
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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