walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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