Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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