i always forget guys have bellybuttons
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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