Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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