and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
