guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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