Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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