If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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