You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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