The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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