so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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