I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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