Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
