Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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