There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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