Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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