He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I want her autograph on my taint
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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