try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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