you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Just invented taco cereal.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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