you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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