they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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