Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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