Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize