I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
