I feel like I'm in dance class right now
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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