He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
So squirting runs in the family.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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