i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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