do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Randomize