do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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