32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Randomize
