How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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