belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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