I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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