i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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