whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
