i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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