they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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