is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
