so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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