Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
