Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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