We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
