I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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