yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
