I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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