i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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