I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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