____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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