There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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