Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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