I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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