The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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