Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I wannas sexs uuuuu
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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