Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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