Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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