Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
