I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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